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[receptacles]

TFLN OVERFLOW.

for caelus at receptacles.

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[doesntneedhealing]

Why.

[bro have you SEEN me]

[receptacles]

I feel like you're not aware of it,

but you're pretty nice when you're not, like, feral?

[doesntneedhealing]

...Take that back.

[that is the RUDEST THING anyone has ever said to him]

[receptacles]

The nice part or the feral part?

[doesntneedhealing]

I have tried to sever that precious friendship of yours repeatedly.

[his REP]

[receptacles]

Yeah, if you try to kill Dan Heng again I'll kill you.

But you'll just come back? And you're Kafka's and Silver Wolf's friend, so

Like what am I supposed to do about it?

I just have to put up with you, like a weird but hot uncle

[doesntneedhealing]

[don’t tempt him with a good time caelus]

I’ve already told you, you’re Kafka’s. Not mine. [..that’s what you take issue with?]

[receptacles]

Yeah. That's why you're an uncle?

Because she's my mom and you're her

dog?

[doesntneedhealing]

That doesn’t make us family. [thats what you take issue with???]

[receptacles]

Okay. Do you want to be a weird but hot stranger instead?

[doesntneedhealing]

[...give him a minute. he’s thinking about this.]

Would you expect envelopes. [the like. red fortune envelopes elders give unmarried children.]

[receptacles]

I mean, that'd be cool, but I don't think of you as a person who has money.

It's okay if I don't get red envelopes.

[doesntneedhealing]

[dead people have money. dead people he kills have money.]

..Don’t use it in public.

[receptacles]

[ huh. so he has money. ]

What? "Uncle Bladie"?

I wouldn't call you that anyway. It's just about the vibes. The vibes.

[doesntneedhealing]

[not yet. :)]

Your vibes are irritating. [pot. kettle.]

[receptacles]

[ oh. he'll look forward to his dead person red envelopes around new year's then. ]

That usually means I'm having fun!

[doesntneedhealing]

[you receive: 1 bulging red envelope with 6 different currencies inside.]

... maybe you're more alike then I thought.

[receptacles]

Alike...? To who?

[doesntneedhealing]

Your "mother."

[receptacles]

I think she's a lot more dignified than I am.

[doesntneedhealing]

Believe what you want. [at some point in his life they have cohabited and i refuse to believe it wasn’t a disaster.]