001 » with my legs up on the dashboard

[receptacles]

TFLN OVERFLOW.

for caelus at receptacles.

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[reedsea]

[ he's staring at this for a long time. ]

I'm glad you volunteered to add "hot yaoi" to the archive.

[receptacles]

[ with a slow, dawning sense of mingled horror and fascination: ]

...You don't know what hot yaoi is?

[reedsea]

From the context, I have an idea.

I don't want to be the one to add it.

[receptacles]

Feeling... urge... to expand... your horizons...

Oh man. I'm so stoked. Like do I start with the historically significant yaoi or do I just add my favorites?

This is turning me on in a weird way.

[reedsea]

Just start at the beginning.

There's no need to be turned on while adding anything to the data bank.

[ probably???? ]

[receptacles]

If you got the perfect assistant for the data bank, like a guy who seriously adds articles all the time and they're flawless, but he was always a little bit thirsty and desperate for you, would you want him around?

[reedsea]

[ wtf kind of scenario is this. ]

Is this truly hypothetical, or are you talking about yourself?

If it's you, it's different.

[receptacles]

That makes me feel special

but this is also the funniest response you could have given

Okay, it's me. Will you let me sniff your hair in the data bank if I promise to be good otherwise?

[reedsea]

If it's you, you can do whatever you want. I like your company, regardless of your contribution to the data bank. You don't have to add anything, if you'd rather not.

[receptacles]

( he doesn't respond, because he's run over to woof and bark and roll over for dan heng. )